More funny jokes!!?

A man and a woman are involved in a terrible car accident. Both of the cars are completely demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. The woman crawls out and says to the man, "Wow! That's incredible that we're both unhed. This must be a sign that we're meant for each other". The man eagerly agrees. So the woman says, "Wow! Here's another miracle. I had a bottle of wine in here that didn't break. Let's drink to celebrate our good fortune!" She gives the bottle to the man, who immediately drinks half of it, then gives it back to her. The woman promptly puts the cap back on the bottle. The man asks "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the police."